The Army, hoping to right a major wrong by court-martialing a Special Forces team for a crime they didn’t commit, has enlisted the help of a team of 4 members who have fought for justice and the rights of those in need.
Army spokesperson, SSgt Terry Burk said “The guys always know what to do in tough situations and honestly, we’re kind screwing everything up.”
The team had one request. A 1983 GMC Vandura van with red stripe, black and red turbine mag wheels, and rooftop spoiler. The also said to be prepared for a lot of explosions, mayhem and corny one-liners and the job to be wrapped up in about 30 minutes with commercials. One team member who seemed to have a seriously bad attitude, said “Don’t nobody be touching my van or I pity dat fool”
So, looks like we should be all set guys.